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Rob ‘The Original’ Ferrel is a San Antonio, TX-based barber who combines his artistic background with his skills as a professional barber to create works of art using the hair on his clients’ heads. The majority of his pieces are portraits of celebrities, athletes and pop culture characters, but he also creates illustrations of video game graphics and even some religious iconography. Rob is so good with pairs of scissors and clippers that calling him a barber doesn’t do justice to his skills. Instead it makes a lot more sense to refer to him as a professional hair artist.

You can check out many more of Rob’s hair transformations via his Instagram account. He also has a YouTube channel where he posts making-of videos.

[via Twisted Sifter and Laughing Squid]

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You don’t want to have to go see Big Tone.

Big Tone is the reason I stopped getting into trouble.

Nigga, NOBODY wanna go see Big Tone.

got his life right on track

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"Annie can’t be black! She’s supposed to have red hair and freckles!"

Everyone should have kids outside of their own race.

Having two parents of the same race (White + White or Black +Black) is pretty much genetic incest. Nothing new is gained, just the same old regular shit passed on. Pure bloods are inbreds.

Black people tend to call black men “brothers” and black women “sisters”. I know it is more of a symbolic thing, but it got me thinking. I would not want to fuck my brother if I had one. So honestly, dating in your own race, whatever it may be, sounds like incest to me.

Remember kids, to keep the bloodline pure, you have to inbreed. Making babies with our own kind might have been fine 10,000 years ago.

But now we can travel, and have many cultures living in the same areas. No need to stick to our own anymore. Get out there and mix it up.

That is why I had kids with a man outside my race. Genetic diversity.

July 25 at 6:46am via thebestofbothworldz · Like · View Photo

(Source: kidkeili)

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Low-cost cosplay is truly one of mankind’s greatest achievements.

July 25 at 5:25am via vardoeger · Like · View Photo


my hair and i have a very complicated relationship </3

July 25 at 4:58am via c-cassandra · Like · View Photo


an erotic poem:

leg so hot

hot hot leg

leg so hot u fry an eg


July 25 at 4:31am via actuallybadcop · Like · View Post




2 funny

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"so what hair cut do you want today sir?""hmm..give me the dreamcast graphics"


"so what hair cut do you want today sir?"
"hmm..give me the dreamcast graphics"

(Source: imposetonanonymat)

July 25 at 3:36am via theogblackjesus · Like · View Photo

Fuck yeah drugs and tv shows ☣
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I don’t know what’s better.  Her reaction, or the guy creeping in the door.

July 25 at 2:14am via bitrates · Like · View Photo

hey, your titty out


hey, your titty out

July 25 at 2:12am via yeahiwasintheshit · Like · View Photo



Throwback - Celebrities Recreate Iconic Covers for Ebony Magazine’s 65th Anniversary (2010)

To celebrate its 65th anniversary issue and icons of the past and present, EBONY magazine asked their favorite entertainers to pose in modern-day recreations of those covers for a one-of-a-kind look back at the past.

Featuring: Regina King (as Eartha Kitt), Mary J. Blige (as Diana Ross), Nia Long (as Dorothy Dandridge), John Legend (as Duke Ellington), Lamman Rucker (as Richard Roundtree), Taraji P. Henson (as Diahann Carroll), Blair Underwood (as Sidney Poitier), Jurnee Smollett (as Lena Horne), Usher Raymond (as Sammy Davis, Jr.), and Samuel L. Jackson (as Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.), among others.

Love this!

July 25 at 2:06am via londonistaken · Like · View Photo