Fat Lazy Ass Bum
Mostly blog anything I find funny and or insightful. Self proclaimed couch potato, and occasionally NSFW.

Fat Lazy Ass Bum

September 22 at 9:13am via thegarrison · Like · View Photo
zoaster123:

This would be so cool to have!

zoaster123:

This would be so cool to have!

September 21 at 8:58pm via instagramscreencaps · Like · View Photo
In this video: shitilike  geek  
September 21 at 8:57pm via ilmerlin · Like · View Video

treslsbn Do you know who came out today? I know rih, kim, and vanessa. This hacker really tryna feed the people!

mrcheyl:

  • Hope Solo
  • Aly Michalka
  • Aj Michalka
  • Vanessa Hudgens
  • Jennifer Lawrence-con’t
  • Kaley Cuoco
  • Rihanna
  • Kate Bosworth
  • Gabrielle Union
  • Hayden Panettiere
  • Kim Kardashian
  • Lake Bell
  • Avril Lavinge
  • Dove Cameron
  • Bella Thorne
  • Leelee Sobieski
  • Amber Heard
  • Abigail Spencer
  • Rachel Nichols
  • Meagan Good
  • Aubrey Plaza
  • Melissa Benoist
  • Yvonne Strahovski
  • Emily Ratajkowski

September 21 at 7:47pm via mrcheyl · Like · View Post

northgang:

Lily Myers Shrinking Women (X)

September 21 at 6:02pm via daydrinkingdaydrinking · Like · View Photo

fuckyesbeyonce:

After watching “On The Run Tour” image

September 21 at 4:46pm via kingmurdy · Like · View Post
September 21 at 4:45pm via wanderlandwonder · Like · View Video
simsgonewrong:

well she’s shitting on her ex boyfriend’s grave

simsgonewrong:

well she’s shitting on her ex boyfriend’s grave

September 21 at 1:31pm via cooksdied · Like · View Photo

lisha-stories:

justtforrmee:

I just lost all the air in my lungs
( Instagram:@Shodsantiago )

"Get out me texts"

September 21 at 1:19pm via yourstrulyxari · Like · View Video

tontonmichel:

poetic-floetry:

vaganja:

atira-patrice:

thahalfrican:

postracialcomments:

The bodies of two Tampa teenagers were discovered Thursday morning on a roadside in Duval County.
Angelia Mangum, 19, and Tjhisha Ball, 18, were found about 1 a.m., according to law enforcement. A witness told Jacksonville news station WJAX the teenagers were bound with zip ties and lying on top of one another.
"Two witnesses were driving by and they saw bodies and they called 911," Sgt. T.K. Waters told news station WJXT.
Officers were dispatched to Sisson Drive, near the intersection of Main Street North and Clark Road.
Investigators suspect foul play and are trying to determine the causes of death.
"They were in an area where they would have been noticed, so I think it was fairly recently since they’d been left there,” Waters also told WJXT.
A medical examiner has taken the bodies to determine the cause of death.
"I just don’t understand what happened," Ball’s sister, Crystal Moore, said.
According to Moore, both women had been living in the Jacksonville area off and on for approximately a year and a half.
"I feel like sometimes that I failed," Ball’s mother, Jerlean Moore, said. "What could I have done? What could I have taught her better? It hurts…it really hurts."
It’s a pain that’s only worsened by the fact that no one has been caught.

:(

jesus..

let’s care just as much about black girls being murdered as we do about black boys. signal boost.

I didn’t hear anything about this on the news. RIP girls.

My hometown, too. :/

You didnt hear much about it because some media headlines stated “Two teenage strippers…” with a pic of their mugshots.
September 21 at 6:46am via bussyforlunch · Like · View Photo
wolvensnothere:

sodomquake:

robowolves:

trimcoast:

orangemuses:

I love this post so much


my hand slipped

with their new hit song, “Randomly Searching 4 U”

I am re-reblogging just because that was so good

I think this one’s an Always Reblog, because the picture, the illustration, and the song title are just too damn perfect together.

wolvensnothere:

sodomquake:

robowolves:

trimcoast:

orangemuses:

I love this post so much

image

my hand slipped

with their new hit song, “Randomly Searching 4 U”

I am re-reblogging just because that was so good

I think this one’s an Always Reblog, because the picture, the illustration, and the song title are just too damn perfect together.

(Source: tardismetotomorrowworld)

September 21 at 6:19am via datedivinitywouldntfuck · Like · View Photo

mannequinskywlkr:

xlipstick-lover:

blasianxbri:

tidalwavesandlandmines:

freshest-tittymilk:

eatmypussyliketherussianfamine:

tryllvester:

eurotrottest:

jadelorelle:

KOD last night 👯

KOD has the best strippers in the nation fuck what you heard

Amazing

clearly im not living my life the way the good lord intended

we could only dream to be a fraction of as glorious as this scene was, nevermind her…

What type of matrix stripper from the future type shit was this.. wooow still amazed
whatthatsmellslike

.. but doesn’t that burn her thighs or something like jesus

^^^ my thoughts every time they do that.

Someone should do a documentary “The Evolution of Strippers”

September 21 at 5:51am via mannequinskywlkr · Like · View Video

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September 21 at 5:24am via liquid-sword23 · Like · View Photo
tarynel:

thevanitymirror:

clituorice:

snatchedweaves:

gayhughhefner:

weave laid af

Bury me in this

STYLE GET THE CRITICS IN AMORPHYSICALLY SHAWTY IS THE BOMBWHETHER BLU WEAVE OR THE BLONDEHARLEM OR MILANBANKS BREAK THE BANK AND THE BONDS

Yassss! Meeeee

I can’t even walk in heels.

tarynel:

thevanitymirror:

clituorice:

snatchedweaves:

gayhughhefner:

weave laid af

Bury me in this

STYLE GET THE CRITICS IN AMOR
PHYSICALLY SHAWTY IS THE BOMB
WHETHER BLU WEAVE OR THE BLONDE
HARLEM OR MILAN
BANKS BREAK THE BANK AND THE BONDS

Yassss! Meeeee

I can’t even walk in heels.

September 21 at 5:18am via nhadalashuupin · Like · View Photo

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the california annoying asshole fuckboy look

September 21 at 5:18am via kingstark · Like · View Photo